X-Husband Go Away!





Dear x-husband, you woke me up this morning to a threatening email. Dear x-husband, you accused me of calling your girlfriend. Really? I didn’t even know you had a girlfriend but I am not surprised as there are many stupid women out there like I was. Dear x-husband, I have better things to do than sit around and think about you and what you are doing. Dear x-husband, you screwed me over, cheated on me, stole my money and inquired with an x-girlfriend to take a hit out on my daughter and I! Why would I want anything to do with you? Dear x-husband, after reading the emails you sent to me today it looks like you haven’t changed at all. Honestly your girlfriend accused you of cheating.. DUH! Dear x-husband, what you really mean to say is she CAUGHT you cheating just like I did numerous times…
Dear x-husband, you are dumb enough to send me the email she sent to you? LMFAO… She said you have never taken her on a date. BIG SHOCKER! That was my biggest complaint for you… You are weird… something is wrong with you. You have to take a girl out once in a while…. It’s unbelievable that you think you are that HOT that you don’t have to put any effort into a relationship.
Dear x husband, sweet validation is what I felt today. Dear x-husband, thank you for making my day I feel so much better now knowing it was not just me it was YOU, yes YOU!!
Dear x-husband, I kindly reminded you that I have a life now and I know a lot of generous men that take me out all the time. Dear x-husband, my life is much better now and more fulfilled.
Dear x-husband, will you ever learn?

Xoxo, Linda